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Frankfurter foliage 

The pubic hair surrounding, and often intruding onto the male phallus.
Jane: 'Wow, Johnny, I like what you've done with your frankfurter foliage; the braids look great'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'
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frankfurger 

A hamburger or cheeseburger shaped to resemble a hotdog and served in a hotdog roll. Frequently made when you have an overabundance of hotdog rolls.
I didn't have room for dessert because I had 3 awesome frankfurgers with all the fixings.
frankfurger by battags July 18, 2009

Sweaty Frankfurter 

The act of getting a frankfurter sausage smothering it with ketchup and inserting it into ones anus during sex.
Larry - "I heard you got with that freaky girl Angela"
Jamal - '"Yeah she is real freaky she made me give her a sweaty frankfurter"

frankfurter

She licked my frankfurter so good that her mouth was full of my cum.
frankfurter by Minecraft1238 February 5, 2019

Frankfurter Sandwich

1920's slang for a hotdog. There is even an old vaudeville song about them.
I went to the street vendor and bought three Frankfurter sandwiches.
Frankfurter Sandwich by bigmeep April 21, 2009

Chocolate Frankfurter 

In the middle of sex with your partner you take off your condom, shit in it, and slap your partner in the face with the steamy hot dog.
Jenny loved Chris to slap her with his chocolate frankfurter during sex

Frankenfarter 

Someone who lets out farts so deadly that they’ll leave you down on the ground, they fart often and their farts smell like a decaying a corpse.
Shawn: “DAMN, what is that smell I think i’m going to die if I take one more breath!”

Luke: “I’m sorry that was me, my farts are so rank they call me the Frankenfarter.”
Frankenfarter by bossandceo September 23, 2023