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One fourth suicidal 

In opposition to suicidal, a person who is one fourth suicidal don't want to kill him or herself, just make so much harm to the body, that it can be used as an excuse not to do something.
Person 1: Man, I'm so one fourth suicidal. Tomorrow is my final exam, and I haven't even opened the book yet!

Person 2: Well, jump in front of an electronic car then!
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one forth your age minus one 

1. The rule that states that in order to be a pedophile, the person you are interested in must be at most 1/4 your age minus one. You must also be at least 50 years old for this to apply... other ages have different intervals of pedophilicness
Hank: you, I'm totally in love with that 11 year old

Jenkins: dude... you're like 80

Hank: One forth your age minus one, I could have gone with a 19 year old...

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Fourtyonesome

To have sex with fourty fucking one people :sob:
Who in the actual FUCK would ever do this.
Hey guys lets go to the Fourtyonesome

Bobby Wobby Wlobby Robby Ronny Jonny Gonny Tonny Fronny Tarantonny the Fourthonny

cervusTheBobquavious full name
Hey, is that Bobby Wobby Wlobby Robby Ronny Jonny Gonny Tonny Fronny Tarantonny the Fourthonny???
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026