A (not-so-)social gathering in which
everyone involved exclusively browses
social media, usually on their phones and crowded around a power outlet. Typically occurs in malls and accompanied by complaints from those involved regarding their location's lack of wifi and shitty
4g signal.
Stan: hey dude what took you so long?
Dan: oh sorry i had to mission
impossible my
way around some mall goth knuckleheads having a fourgy in the middle of a walkway