Definitions by CrazyJay

Thanksgrieving 

The experience of grieving on Thanksgiving Day, usually accompanied with loneliness and self-pity whilst others are grateful for life and enjoying a bountiful feast with family and friends. One tries to be thankful for their blessings, but their inner sorrow defeats all surrounding joy.

Nicole: "Happy Thanksgiving!"
Jay: "Thanks, but it's hard feeling happy when I'm so alone."
Nicole: "Dude, you are soooo having a Thanksgrieving. Me too!"
Jay: "Let's drink a bottle of wine."
Nicole: "Cheers!"
Jay: "Here's to Thanksgrieving - Salud!"

Thanksgrieving by CrazyJay November 17, 2011

Fauxmotions 

Fake emotions or histrionics. The word is comprised of "faux" (French for "fake") and "emotions."

Pronounced: FOH-MOH-shuhns

"Cindi hates Brittney, but acted sooo happy when Brittney got engaged to Cindi's ex-boyfriend."

"Yeah, that Cindi is full of fauxmotions."

"Whatever. They're both whores."

Fauxmotions by CrazyJay November 2, 2011

Counterfriends 

Fake friends. People who pretend to be your friends, but are actually back-stabbing nemeses. The word is derived from "counterfeit" and "friends."

"I thought Shakwandra and Alvin had my back, until I found out they were both sleeping with my boyfriend."

"Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"

Counterfriends by CrazyJay October 20, 2011

Forgy

An orgy with four people. It is a combination of the words "four" and "orgy."

Rob: "Did you have the sex last night with your girlfriend?"
Westley: "Dude, my girlfriend and I hooked up with another couple. We totally had a forgy!"

Forgy by CrazyJay November 22, 2010

Fourgy

Group sex with four people. A combination of the words "four" and "orgy."

Rob: "Did you have the sex last night with your girlfriend?"
Westley: "Dude, my girlfriend and I hooked up with another couple. We totally had a fourgy!"

Fourgy by CrazyJay November 22, 2010

Lockermouth 

A kiss that refuses to end. Sometimes it is wonderful. Sometimes it is annoying and gross.

"He kissed me with a lockermouth."

Lockermouth by CrazyJay November 22, 2010

Whorlicious 

A hybrid of "whore" and "delicious. An adjective which means a person is sexually attractive. It can also be used to describe slutty things that are considered to be attractive.

Those boots you're wearing are whorlicious!

Whorlicious by CrazyJay November 17, 2010