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Rob: "Did you have the sex last night with your girlfriend?"
Westley: "Dude, my girlfriend and I hooked up with another couple. We totally had a forgy!"
Westley: "Dude, my girlfriend and I hooked up with another couple. We totally had a forgy!"
by CrazyJay November 22, 2010
Get the Forgy mug.Normal Man: "Hey, Alex, you wanna go look for some sex or live like normal humans?"
WoW Player: "No, I'd rather waste my life away playing World of Warcraft and getting fat."
Normal Man: "Dude, you're a loser!"
WoW Player: "So what's sex like?"
WoW Player: "No, I'd rather waste my life away playing World of Warcraft and getting fat."
Normal Man: "Dude, you're a loser!"
WoW Player: "So what's sex like?"
by CrazyJay April 19, 2009
Get the world of warcraft mug.Fake friends. People who pretend to be your friends, but are actually back-stabbing nemeses. The word is derived from "counterfeit" and "friends."
"I thought Shakwandra and Alvin had my back, until I found out they were both sleeping with my boyfriend."
"Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"
"Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"
by CrazyJay October 20, 2011
Get the Counterfriends mug."My boyfriend's cum looks like potato soup."
"Dude, that's alfredo cum... He needs to have that shit checked out by a doctor!"
"Dude, that's alfredo cum... He needs to have that shit checked out by a doctor!"
by CrazyJay November 22, 2009
Get the Alfredo mug.Renaldo: "What did you do last night, Josh?"
Josh: "I hooked up with a hot dude and left my gaybies all over his face!"
Josh: "I hooked up with a hot dude and left my gaybies all over his face!"
by CrazyJay April 23, 2009
Get the gaybies mug.1. The act of sucking someone's toes to give or recieve sexual pleasure.
2. The act of ejaculating sperm into someone's anus, and then sucking the sperm out with a straw. Without a straw, this is known as felching.
2. The act of ejaculating sperm into someone's anus, and then sucking the sperm out with a straw. Without a straw, this is known as felching.
"Once that chic washed her feet, i was shrimping all night."
"I fucked that dude, came in his ass, then sucked every drop out with a straw. Man, I love shrimping!"
"I fucked that dude, came in his ass, then sucked every drop out with a straw. Man, I love shrimping!"
by CrazyJay April 20, 2009
Get the Shrimping mug.A hairdo where the hair is lifted extremely high. This usually involves a large amount of mousse and/or hairspray. The term "teased" is a normal term in hairdressing to mean fluffed, altered, and styled. "To Jesus" is a reference which means the hair is raised so high, it almost reaches the sky, or Heaven.
Did you see Tina's new hairdo? I swear it was teased to Jesus! For a moment, I thought it was 1984 again.
by CrazyJay September 17, 2010
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