Fake friends. People who pretend to be your friends, but are actually back-stabbing nemeses. The word is derived from "counterfeit" and "friends."
"I thought Shakwandra and Alvin had my back, until I found out they were both sleeping with my boyfriend."
"Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"
"Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"
by CrazyJay October 20, 2011
Get the Counterfriendsmug. Any person, male or female, gay or straight, who allows men to cum inside them without properly cleaning between sexual encounters. This allows for more than one person's sperm to be inside them at the same time.
"I screwed that blonde chic last night but her pussy felt all wet and sloppy."
"That's cuz I fucked her just before you did and she still had my cum inside her when you tapped it. Dude, you were fucking a personal sperm bank!"
"That's cuz I fucked her just before you did and she still had my cum inside her when you tapped it. Dude, you were fucking a personal sperm bank!"
by CrazyJay November 22, 2009
Get the Personal Sperm Bankmug. "My boyfriend's cum looks like potato soup."
"Dude, that's alfredo cum... He needs to have that shit checked out by a doctor!"
"Dude, that's alfredo cum... He needs to have that shit checked out by a doctor!"
by CrazyJay November 22, 2009
Get the Alfredomug. Renaldo: "What did you do last night, Josh?"
Josh: "I hooked up with a hot dude and left my gaybies all over his face!"
Josh: "I hooked up with a hot dude and left my gaybies all over his face!"
by CrazyJay April 23, 2009
Get the gaybiesmug. 1. The act of sucking someone's toes to give or recieve sexual pleasure.
2. The act of ejaculating sperm into someone's anus, and then sucking the sperm out with a straw. Without a straw, this is known as felching.
2. The act of ejaculating sperm into someone's anus, and then sucking the sperm out with a straw. Without a straw, this is known as felching.
"Once that chic washed her feet, i was shrimping all night."
"I fucked that dude, came in his ass, then sucked every drop out with a straw. Man, I love shrimping!"
"I fucked that dude, came in his ass, then sucked every drop out with a straw. Man, I love shrimping!"
by CrazyJay April 20, 2009
Get the Shrimpingmug. by CrazyJay April 19, 2009
Get the Screwvenirsmug. Unintentionally or accidentally getting an erection. This usually occurs during inopportune moments such as during a business meeting or when guys (gay or straight) are playing sports together and make physical contact with one another. It is often considered to be embarrassing to everyone involved. It most often happens to guys when they are going through puberty because hormones are raging out of control and erections happen even when the guy is not thinking about anything sexual.
Guys in locker room after showering after a football game:
Tony: "Dude, are you gay? Everyone noticed you had a boner in the shower."
Derek: "No, man, I couldn't help it. It was just unintentional stem."
Tony: "Dude, are you gay? Everyone noticed you had a boner in the shower."
Derek: "No, man, I couldn't help it. It was just unintentional stem."
by CrazyJay August 9, 2010
Get the Unintentional Stemmug.