1 definition by chilldude420
A (not-so-)social gathering in which everyone involved exclusively browses social media, usually on their phones and crowded around a power outlet. Typically occurs in malls and accompanied by complaints from those involved regarding their location's lack of wifi and shitty 4g signal.
Stan: hey dude what took you so long?
Dan: oh sorry i had to mission impossible my way around some mall goth knuckleheads having a fourgy in the middle of a walkway
Dan: oh sorry i had to mission impossible my way around some mall goth knuckleheads having a fourgy in the middle of a walkway
by chilldude420 January 2, 2017