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fortminute 

A fortminute is a measure of time dervived from the use of fortnight. A fortminute is roughly fifteen regular minutes.
Sir, could I pardon you for the time?
Of course lad. It's a fortminute till 5.
Righto!
fortminute by Neffizzle July 11, 2009

testicular fortitude 

balls, guts, intestinal fortitude
He lacked the testicular fortitude to stand up to his boss.
testicular fortitude by weave March 16, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2010

ovarian fortitude 

I finally had the ovarian fortitude to dump his ass.
ovarian fortitude by enigmaticatbest September 6, 2010

fartitude 

strength of sphincter and mind that allow one to hold his or her flatulence in
Laura Bush: How was your lunch, dear?
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President
fartitude by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

Testicular Fortitude 

A more academic English translation of the Spanish word "cojones", that originally stood for testicles, two spheric glands part of the reproductive system of males, also commonly known as balls.

To have testicular fortitude is to show strength, courage and sagacity in challenging situations. The story of how strength and courage is related to two nuts encased in shriveled skin hanging from between a man’s legs is a fascinating story that i don't have the time to go into right now.
You can’t win with reserve and lassitude
And you can’t face the unforgiving multitude
Without the manly trait of testicular fortitude
The act of 2 men masturbating together.
Origin: Latin
We're going to go fortigate
Fortigate by Cescopex September 25, 2010