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fortminute 

The time that it takes a toddler to undo everything you just spent hours doing.

The time that it takes a toddler to find your "quiet place".
I just spend all day picking up the house and Ben took a fortminute to destroy it all!

If Ben was a Navy Seal, he would have found Bin Laden in a fortminute and this war would have been over years ago!
fortminute by Cygnusx2 August 21, 2011
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fortinite 

A game the 6 year olds fight about getting a scar
I play fortinite with the boys
fortinite by ULikeThat February 4, 2018

Fortninte 

Umm, bro... u spelled Fortnite wrong.
"HEy BrO, EvER HeARd oF FoRTnINtE!?!"
Umm, I'm pretty that's not how it sp-
"LeTS PlAy FoRTnItE!"
Fortninte by BreadBoi123 March 10, 2021

Fortinite 

When your dumbass can't spell fortnite correctly
It's fortnite, not fortinite
Fortinite by Cannonball9000 June 2, 2023

fortinite 

a cuter spelling of fortnite, the popular battle royale game. do NOT search "hop on fortinite" in ze gif section!
bright: hop on fortinite 💅🏼
mary: ok hold on... *starts carrying like a gigachad*
fortinite by daddy bright December 29, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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