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A fortminute is a measure of time dervived from the use of fortnight. A fortminute is roughly fifteen regular minutes.
Sir, could I pardon you for the time?
Of course lad. It's a fortminute till 5.
by Neffizzle July 11, 2009
The time that it takes a toddler to undo everything you just spent hours doing.

The time that it takes a toddler to find your "quiet place".
I just spend all day picking up the house and Ben took a fortminute to destroy it all!

If Ben was a Navy Seal, he would have found Bin Laden in a fortminute and this war would have been over years ago!
by Cygnusx2 August 17, 2011

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