4 definitions by Summer of Chris

dumbfake

A piece of media very simplistic in nature that portrays a deceptive piece of propaganda. Most often an undoctored photo with a caption so outlandish that only stupid people would believe it.

Gary: “Dude! I read online that Bernie Sanders isn’t even an American citizen so I’m going to vote Trump again!”

Andrew: “Gary! You stupid twat! Stop reading dumbfake propaganda”

by Summer of Chris August 17, 2019

Rectal Fortitude

The ability to avoid having a bowel movement at any particular moment.

The president lacked the rectal fortitude to not have a giant bowel movement in the swimming pool.

by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019

Buttblast paradox

A situation involving a giant bowel movement that is contradictory and puzzling.

Kevin loved Taylor Swift but he couldn’t find anywhere to have a big shit at her crowded concert. If he couldn’t shit soon he felt like he was going to die. It was a buttblast paradox.

by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019

TGIC

An acronym meaning “Thank God I’m Canadian!”. It is usually used amongst Canadians after the United States does something batshit crazy. Often followed by a fist bump.

Gary and Rajesh were walking down the street. After hearing who was elected president of the united states they looked at each other and said “TGIC”. They then gave a subtle fist bump and kept walking. They had been tempted to give a high 5 but a fist bump was much more hygienic.

by Summer of Chris August 22, 2019