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Being left in a remote area without a ride home.
Though he was promised a ride home, Al found himself forted downtown.
by cml1480 October 17, 2011
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moted + fort. When someone builds a fort, usually out of couch pillows, to block access from another person. person b was not just moted, they were forted
Damn....Nicole just built a fort around B. That is beyond moted. He just got forted!!!
by space roach September 14, 2008
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fort + moted. When someone builds a fort, usually out of couch pillows, to block access from another person. Person B was not just moted, they were forted.
Damn...Nicole just built a fort around B. He didn't just get moted. He got forted!!!
by space roooooach September 18, 2008
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1. When something is so funny that you snort so hard you farted.

2. To snort and fart at the same time
Person one: Oh my god that was so funny I forted.

Person two: You what?
Person one: I snorted so hard it came out two ways.
by TenorSaxopeal November 08, 2013
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