Fort Lee 

Pronounced “frot – raee”

Pronounced “frot – raee” it is probably one of New Jersey’s smallest towns approx. 2x4 miles. Situated a top the Palisades, and separated from NEW YORK by the George Washington Bridge. Knowing Frot Raee’s proximity to New York will explain the type of people that live here. The general make-up of the town consists of rich older Jews who moved from Washington Heights when the Blacks and Puerto Ricans moved in. Next we have the rich Koreans (and other Asian persuasions) who’s companies pay for them to move to America for a few years and work in N.Y. offices. Then you have your general upper class Whites and their wigger kids who are spoiled and think the world owe them something. Finally you have your fast growing HISPANIC population that is migrating from Washington Heights which are pushing the Jews out again. Its “kinda” funny. The Korean population is about half of the town, I remember there being about five kids in my elementary school that were Asian by the time I graduated High School there were 105 in my graduating class of 225. HOLY CRAP!!!! The White kids think they are “gangstas” just because their dealers come across from Washington Heights. Everyone think because mommy and daddy have some money they can do whatever they want. This a great place to grow up. P.S. the sports program at the Fort Lee HS SUCKS.

Fort Lee by hookerFLHS January 22, 2007

Fort Lee 

A town in Bergen County which connects NJ with NY via the George Washington Bridge. Italian gangsters commute between their New York operations to Fort Lee to reside in the McMansions that are in the Palisade area where Fort Lee borders Cliffside Park. Most of the rich people are Russians, Italians, Koreans, and in random situations there are wealthy black rappers and athletes such as Justin Tuck of the New York Giants and the rapper, Fabolous. Jay-Z also maintains an unknown residence and has been sighted at locations like the Burger King. For the most part everyone (rich and middle class) is Korean, and Fort Lee is often called "Fort Ree" to emphasize the Asian influence. Real estate is expensive, beautiful, and abundant. Accessibility to the city is a beautiful thing, as well as accessibility to Edgewater and all the other towns. Its moments away from the Northern Valley part of Bergen County (Closter, Tenafly, Demarest, etc.) including Alpine, which is top 5 most wealthy towns according to Forbes. Basically, Fort Lee is one of the many excellent, affluent, and elite towns of Bergen County.

Sally: Party this weekend in Cliffside, whose going?!
Tommy: I am, how about you Billy?
Billy: Cliffside Park? I would never step foot in that Raider-infested town. Besides there's a party on Arcadian Way in Fort Lee; I hear the library in their quaint seven bedroom house can host a 70-person party!
Sally & Billy: Awesome!

Fort Lee by Bergen Counteen June 21, 2011

Fort Lee 

A town in NJ way too small where everyone knows everyone and gossip spreads quicker than the one fake I.D. everyone shares. The kids drive their mommy and daddy's Escalades, Mercedes-Benzs, and BMW's. On the weekends they go to Ny for a "chill night out" and drop $500 on classy dinners downtown and maybe visit their parents uptown. All snobby, rude, oh and the boys are fake gangsters.

Waitress: Can you kids afford to eat at this restaurant?
Kid #1: Um, duh we're from Fort Lee. My mom gave me her platinum card.
Kid #2: HA! The times must be hard, my dad gave me his black card.
Waitress: In that case let me suggest the beluga caviar and the finest wine in the house!

Fort Lee by _japsbgone June 28, 2011

Fort Lee 

A place where rich Asians like to hangout

We need to go to fort lee to meet some asians

Fort Lee by Bentlyboy333482 December 10, 2019

Time for traffic problems in Fort Lee 

When a political vendetta is focused on local leaders constituents because he won't support a major politician. E.g., jamming up traffic for 1000's of constituents. Many constituents may unwittingly end up focusing their anger on the local leader, who is helpless in such a situation. The vendetta is obvious to the local leader, however it is hard to prove. When he protests he is mocked and humiliated, and made to look like a paranoid, delusional conspiracy theorist or incompetent idiot. The wide publicity from the vendetta creates an exponential impact on other non-supporters of the major politician, so they get the message and jump in line so they do not end up being humiliated, or in political gridlock.
Since the real perpetrator always has plausible deniability he can claim to be blindsided, heartbroken, embarrassed, humiliated and betrayed by his zealots, and his stupid goons. The ability of the perpetrator to transform himself into the victim by playing to people's empathy, sympathy, and by using an army of spin doctors who can saturated the media with a new image is a true accomplishment. The perpetrator's success may end up further enhancing his ability to inspire fear in those who may not aspire to come to his rescue. This works best when a complete account of conspiracy theory cannot show a direct connection, such as by a paper trail, or by testimony from stupid aides and appointees.

When stuck in gridlock traffic for hours.

Faceless constituent One: I guess it was "Time for traffic problems in Fort Lee"
Faceless constituent Two: You "Got it," right.

Time for traffic problems in Fort Lee by mlhiss January 10, 2014