1. Miltary term for a situation caused by too many inept officers, cluster referring to the insignia worn my majors and LT. Colenels, oak leaf clusters.

Also known as "Charlie Foxtrot".

2. A derogatory term used to describe a system or operation that has been totally screwed up by a group of idiots who couldn't leave something well enough alone.
The new traffic signals that the GADOT installed on the on-ramps to the highway are suppose to help relieve traffic, but instead all they do is create a cluster fornication on the surface streets.
by The Tanimal February 2, 2009
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A politicly correct statement for a 'fucking cunt'.
"What a fornicating vagina".
by Just meee January 22, 2009
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The accompanying term to Maternal Fornicator, a polite way of saying "Mother Fucker"
-You are a maternal fornicator!
-Oh please! You are a PATERNAL fornicator!
-I've got nothing.
by Heather Marie Spence February 28, 2009
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i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.

A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.
Come to my fornication station, lover.

Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.

Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
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going to a barber thats not ur barber. similar to cheating on ur barber, but more severe
accused: i havent missed a cut in 8 years! i didnt cheat!
accuser: guilty of barber fornication. 40 lashes!
by broski of broskis October 9, 2019
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The use of condiments in kinky acts in the bedroom.
Person 1: I am hungry.
Person 2: How about some gastronomic fornication?
by wendle wendle wendle October 5, 2008
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