formerphobe

A word used to describe a person who was raised in less privelidged areas of the world, ie. Nebraska, who used to hate gay people and anything too colourful or fabulous for them to comprehend. Then they meet a person who happens to be gay who changes their perception, and starts to develop a sense of style and beauty and understanding that actually ends up benefiting them.

Joseph is such a formerphobe!!! Can you believe he used to wear those jeans!?!?!

formerphobe by Devo-licous November 28, 2005

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formerprosecutor

A formerprosecutor is a person who putatively defends a person, a class of people, or legal principles associated with criminal defense, but consistently does so in ways that undermines the presumption of innocence basic tenets of zealously defending people accused of crimes.

Bro, John Smith said you should trust the five oh if they want to interview you about your wife's disappearance, but he's a formerprosecutor.

formerprosecutor by Birdlaw Associate September 17, 2018

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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