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Forgot to cum 

When you're on top of a nasty chic and her face looks like what her ass smells like, you stop. Then you get up and walk away forgetting to do something. You realize that you forgot to cum.
Man...never will I fuck her again. That stenchy bitch was so nasty I forgot to cum.

forgot to say bye 

when your friend Luke rudely hangs up the skype call with you because his mom is yelling at him to get ready then you're still technically still in a call with him.
"hey you forgot to say bye so we're technically still in a call"
"wow travis you're so smart this is why you're my bestest friend"
":)"
forgot to say bye by grrgrrcat April 14, 2017

That Was So Funny I Forgot to Laugh!

A phrase used to mock someone when they say a joke or something they think is absolutely hilarious, but everyone else thinks it's retarded. Sarcasm in its most extreme form.
Chad: "Okay, okay. A Care Bear and a ninja got in a fight. Who one?"
Me: "The ninja."
Chad: "No. The Care Bear. You see, it had just eaten an eighteen inch burrito, and it farted. The stank smell killed the ninja! HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!" *more annoying laughter continues*
Me: "Wow Chad! That was so funny I forgot to laugh!"

it was so funny I forgot to laugh...

What you say when someone's jokes are lame.
Corny person- So, did you like my jokes?
Me- They were so funny I forgot to laugh...

So Funny I Forgot To Laugh

It's a webcomic. One day, a neurotic artist decided to create a stick figure comic. Then God said, LET THERE BE CHARACTERS, and appeared Suds, a cynical drinking sarcastic smartass; Perry, a shy guy lost in his thoughts; and Avital, the dumb creator herself. Together, they will overcome horrifying obstacles. Like CVS.
"Hey man, have you ever heard of So Funny I Forgot To Laugh?"
"No, what the hell's that?"
"We're over."
"Darn."

I forgot to drop off Theo

After Dropping the Cosbys at the pool, to have to return to continue the act of doing so.
Man it wasnt enough... I forgot to drop off Theo!!! *runs to bathroom*