a plastic or titanium all-in-one eating utensil that features about "for" worth of a fork, an "oon"s worth of spoon, and just a hint of knife (like "fe"'s worth...).
Also known as a knorkoon
Why would I litter the earth with all of these wasteful utensils? I've got it all in my forfeoon.
A female member of a co-ed sports team that is not particularly skilled, but is necessary to fulfill the minimum required number of females on the field so the team will not have to forfeit the match.
"Henrietta hasn't played soccer before, she's the 'forfeit kitten' today...but who cares if she can't play, at least she looks damn hot in those knee socks and shin guards..."