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Packing your bags for pussy 

the act of a man uprooting his entire life (career trajectory, long-term friendships, financial stability, etc.) solely based upon the opportunity for consistent female companionship in another location. The decision often comes off as rash and nearsighted to other male acquaintances, but makes sense on a deeper level to the man that is directly involved.
Terry: "Hey Bill, word around the office is that your last day is this Friday."

Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."

Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"

Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."

Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"
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Cappin for pussy 

When a man changes his personality and acts different around a female in order to win favor with her in hopes of getting with her
Damn Elijah, why're you acting like this, you're really cappin for pussy

Not hurting for pussy 

A phrase that means when a man that is either very good looking or has a big dick or has a lot of money who has no problem getting laid. These three traits are usually never all possessed at the same time otherwise this would make him the perfect male. Only one trait is all a man needs to get non stop pussy.
Richard sure is not hurting for pussy, he must have a huge dick because he is one ugly motherfucker!

I'm thankful for pussy 

On of the two most shocking things you can say on thanksgiving at thanksgiving dinner. It can stop the dinner in its tracks.
Father:And what are you thankful for?
Son:I'm thankful for pussy.
Father:What did you say?

Gay for Pussy 

When straight guys adopt feminine or borderline homosexual tendencies for the purpose of appeasing women into having sex with them. Term coined by Brandon Wardell during a stand-up set. Common examples include painted nails, makeup, glitter, feminine clothing, and feigning attraction to your own sex in conversation. Most frequently employed by guys around alt-girls.
"All you fellas who are gay for pussy, you're on notice." - Brandon

"Did you see Thomas walking around campus with painted nails the other day? That Shit is so outta character for him."
"He's just gay for pussy in order to impress that indie chick he's been hooking up with, nothing more to it."
Gay for Pussy by bigburner440 October 7, 2022

Trawling for pussy

The male act of repeatedly forcing oneself on a series of females at a social gathering in the hope of sexual activity, regardless of collateral damage.
"I got with Stacey last night"

"To be fair, you were trawling for pussy"
Trawling for pussy by gabe7 July 16, 2007

star trekking for pussy 

When you travel a long distance to get laid
Yeah bro sam has me star trekking for pussy