squint

Not having the eyes completely open.

Can also mean to look for something that may or may not be there. This definition is mainly used in fanfiction.

There are hints of slash in that oneshot if you squint.

by camilleeee August 4, 2007

squint

to be incapable of opening one's eyes more than just a slit. May result from constant exposure to smoke, i.e. in the case of a pothead, or in the event of being struck in the face by a piece of citrus fruit at high velocity.

The stoner squinted at me after I pegged him in the face with an orange.

by jaw5 November 4, 2005

Squint squint

Another racial derogatory word for Asians

That squint squint didn't see me coming

by Commander Nevec August 24, 2016

squint

Used to describe something that is not level, or not parallel in relation to another straight line. Crooked.

You're picture of the queen getting a wedgie is totally squint!

by oddwriter September 13, 2005

Squint

Squint is a term used to describe a persons level of attractiveness.

Squint is a level above 'quiche' (so hot you want to fuck them).

Thus, squint refers to someone being so hot you can't even fuck them, all you can do is stare (squint) at their beauty.

Squint is 11/10- it is the ultimate level of hotness.

"Omg Christina is looking so squint tonight"

"Hey Loz, don't you reckon Beyonce is just so squint?!"

by squintastic fanatic November 10, 2013

Squints

A word used to describe a massive overflow of fences or diarrhea after eating spicy meat most commonly associated with BBQ. An excessive amount of meaty poop exploding from the anus.

Man I’m pretty sure I’ll have the Squints after eating all this BBQ.

by Mr.ThatGuy August 25, 2018

squinting

when you take a shit and put your head in the toilet to examine it

"The Chris guy is good at squinting."

by cobie_ May 9, 2015