foot bath 

Code word for poop because you are too embarrassed to say you have to poop so you run water and say it is a footbath

Roomie 1: Why are you in the bathroom for so long with the water running??

Roomie 2: Oh, just takin a foot bath! My feet are so dirty!
*poops with water running*
*plop*

foot bath by poopmaster72plop March 5, 2014

Greek foot bath

The act of cumming on one’s own feet.

“Did you hear what John did?”

“Ya, he told me he had a ‘Greek foot bath’ this morning. What a weirdo.”

Greek foot bath by JDriver June 30, 2023

Florida Foot Bath 

Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.

The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath

Florida Foot Bath by CoxfordEnglish December 17, 2022

New Jersey footbath 

The action of a person taking their roommate's sock, jerking off in it, then putting it back in their drawer.

"He drank my beer, so I'm giving him a New Jersey footbath"

New Jersey footbath by DerrekM September 30, 2006

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008