Foobs

A fat woman who has big breasts caused by excessive fat.

"Look at those two, it's sad how he is only drooling over her Foobs."

by 1Mexican2Princess5 March 12, 2014

Foobs

Meaning fake breasts. Coming from the slang word boobs. When a woman pays good money to have there breasts enlarged, or put into shape.

People might say, "oh that jordan, yeah foobs"
Or finally admitting to your partner that yo have foobs.
Also, "foobs cost way to much nowa days. When I got foobs...".

by Urban Dictionary January 13, 2006

Foobs

Comes from the words, 'Fat Boobs', or 'Fake Boobs'. Mainly described as, the 'Boobs of a Fat Chick'; to the average male, these would be considered Butch. I mean just completely gross. Almost as if, if this *female* were to not have been 'fat', her breasts would not be that big.

Boy to Girl: *Hey Tammy, who has the biggest boobs in our gym class? I mean you've showered with all of them, who do you think does?*

Girl to Boy: *Well, probably Cassie, or maybe Brooke.*

Boy to Boy: *Nah man, they dont count. Those are Foobs, not Boobs.*

by Simulation March 12, 2008

Foob

A foolish noob.

Joe - Did you see that guy on MW2 last night fall off a cliff?
Mike - What a foob.

by Robertus May 19, 2010

Foobs

When a woman's breasts sweat so profusely that they begin to smell like feet.

Damn, Amy got some foobs.

by botts007 June 14, 2010

Foob

What we double mastectomy/reconstruction gals call our boobs. Completely fake boobs=Foobs

"Her foob job is BAD"

"I can't feel my foobs"

by Goodgertie March 7, 2010

Foobs

Boobs made from fat

Fake Boobs

Random Guy #1: Ew, did you dee Caroline's boobs?
Random Guy #2: What boobs? ... Oh, you mean the foobs?
Random Guy #1: Yeah, that's it...

Woah! Check out Sophia's Foobs! O.o

by Ladida-I-Am-Sooo-Bored October 8, 2009