fonqa

A word that currently isn't in the dictionary, but should be.

Used by "how big is your vocabulary" tests to trip you up.

First spotted September 22, 2014 at 5:55 pm San Francisco time via a Facebook quiz from the company Jebdu . com. The name of the individual who coined the phrase at the company is unknown at this time (it wasn't me, I don't work there!)

If you looked up fonqa while doing the quiz to prove that it IS in the dictionary, please add your location and date.

Cromulent was a fonqa until it got popular, now it's in all the dictionaries.

The Oxford Oxford Dictionaries added these three fonqas in 2014: ‘Hot Mess,’ ‘Side Boob,’ ‘Throw Shade’

fonqa by MichalSpocko September 22, 2014

fontasize

When you slip into a daydream whilst reading and start thinking of a font you really like.

"Ted, have you seen the scissors? Ted? Teddy...? Ted! Are you even listening??"

"They'll be somewhere", replied Ted unable to do anything. Book covering exotic jams held firmly in both hands, he had started to fontasize heavily over Helvetica.

fontasize by F reshleaf April 16, 2022

Jerome Fontamillas

Jerome Earl Fontamillas is the keyboard player, a guitarist, background vocals, and general "noise" guy in the awesomest band ever, Switchfoot. He is influenced by the Beatles and U2. He only surfed twice before joining Switchfoot, can't survive without coffee, and collecys vinyl albums. Cool guy!

Rachel: Who's the guy playing keys up on stage with Switchfoot?
Emily: Oh, that's Jerome Fontamillas!

Jerome Fontamillas by Publisher Smublisher April 27, 2010

John Fonda 

A unique, energetic band consitsting of 5 talented members with influences ranging from metal, hardcore, jazz, progressive, etc. Based out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the quintet released there E.P. entitled "Epigrammatic" in March of 2009 through Ihava Studios. Their increasing populatrity has done them well as they are discussing deals with established labels and distrobution companies.

www.myspace.com/johnfonda

"We really enjoy John Fonda over here at the station"
-Tommy Conwell, 94WYSP

John Fonda by J. Andrews-New York Journalist May 25, 2009

fontanoon 

To pass gas while bathing and then bite the arising bubbles

fontanoon by Bridget the midget September 13, 2003

fönadunché 

Having a blue mouth, teeth, or tongue after eating or drinking something with a blue color

Frank ate a blue raspberry popsicle and after had some wicked fönadunché

fönadunché by DKJOJDKHAHJHTGAM June 14, 2009

fontas 

An individual skilled in mass psychology that cleverly utilizes mass greed and stupidity to dump overvalued cryptocurrency on them at a predetermined time-slot usually marked by fontas as"pump start" or "pre-pump start".

An appearance of the fontas is usually accompanied by mass hysteria in the Trollbox, with lot's of chikuns flying both up and down.

Any event orchestrated by the fontas always ends with the Trollbox declaring "pump failed"

A fontas never actually pumps after the first pump announcement.

I lost 50% of my coins, I just got fontas'd!

fontas by Boxman_90 October 6, 2013