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Fomormon
Fomormon (n.): A culturally Mormon individual—active or post-active—who operates with a chronic case of FOMO. Prioritizes group-driven social validation, trend-chasing, and surface-level “fun” over introspection, individuality, or emotional intimacy. Often asks “Why can’t I find someone?” while actively avoiding any behavior that would support finding someone.
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Symptoms of a Fomormon:
• Can’t say no to a group hang or weekend trip—even if it means ghosting a one-on-one date or canceling on something meaningful.
• Regularly says things like:
• “We seriously need to hang out more!”
• “There’s just no one to date here…”
• “I just want to have fun and see what happens.”
• Keeps a jam-packed calendar as a form of identity.
• Never sits with discomfort or growth — always planning “what’s next” instead.
• Claims to want deep connection but is emotionally avoidant and validation-dependent.
• Collects potential partners like social currency but avoids accountability.
• Confuses popularity for compatibility.
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Cultural Commentary:
Utah’s dating culture (especially in Mormon-adjacent social circles) is rife with Fomormon energy. It’s all about vibes, visibility, and social positioning. You’ll hear the same “Why don’t any good guys/girls exist anymore?” rhetoric… from people who bounce from event to event like it’s a TikTok algorithm instead of real life.
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Symptoms of a Fomormon:
• Can’t say no to a group hang or weekend trip—even if it means ghosting a one-on-one date or canceling on something meaningful.
• Regularly says things like:
• “We seriously need to hang out more!”
• “There’s just no one to date here…”
• “I just want to have fun and see what happens.”
• Keeps a jam-packed calendar as a form of identity.
• Never sits with discomfort or growth — always planning “what’s next” instead.
• Claims to want deep connection but is emotionally avoidant and validation-dependent.
• Collects potential partners like social currency but avoids accountability.
• Confuses popularity for compatibility.
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Cultural Commentary:
Utah’s dating culture (especially in Mormon-adjacent social circles) is rife with Fomormon energy. It’s all about vibes, visibility, and social positioning. You’ll hear the same “Why don’t any good guys/girls exist anymore?” rhetoric… from people who bounce from event to event like it’s a TikTok algorithm instead of real life.
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026