fonk

this is like sayin u have beef with somebody..fonkin

are they still fonkin with them?

by S+K=S May 21, 2006

fonk

An extreme form of funk.

Damn, wash yourself! You got fonk.

by DJ Gaping Wound July 20, 2003

fonk

A catch-all word, meaning anything, depending on the context in which it is uttered.

That girl/boy is such a fonk!

by Nathan_T August 20, 2006

fonk

the act of smoking canabis sativa with close friends. slang for canabis.

"hey tom lets go fonk one on the roof"
or "hey minus got any fonk".

by super bohn December 22, 2008

fonk

a cross between fuck and bonk

"where's Jim?"
"he's upstairs fonking Betty"

by Le Chiffre June 9, 2004

fonk

a merger of the words: fart & honk; to describe the sound of a fart when mentioning it.

I laughed so hard, I accidentally released a fonk.

by sleepytimecat May 3, 2004

fonk

An alternate, and more amusing spelling of the common curse word "Fuck"

Hey, fonk you man!

by Oswald Van Oeveren April 22, 2003