fonics monkey 

A monkey that teaches children to read and spell by playing the drums. Also kills hooded orange kids that steal his snacks.

Cartman: C'mon fonics monkey,drum
Fonics Monkey: *masturbates* ooh ooh ooh ooh

fonics monkey by 0niTTRay November 30, 2003

facebook fonies 

hipsters who are too ' hip ' to publicly announce their facebook profiles, but who secretly own an account and spy on their peers to purloin ideas since the hipster possesses no originality.

Sh-iii-t, facebook fonies are all the same; they lie about not being on-line all-day but secretly gather intelligence on the freshest trends out there like Aliza who uses her Yale buddy's email account to parrot stolen information to her decrepit and doddering professors in New Haven.

facebook fonies by abject.hana January 26, 2009

Hook on fonik 

A program used to teach you how to read.

With Hook on fonik, we make your dumbass smart!
WHAT? you no believe me?

Hook on fonik by mrcrumble November 15, 2009

Foniasophobia 

Fear of murders, or being murdered. It's pronounced foni-as-oh-phobia. It's pretty common, like when you were children.

"I can't go to your wedding, jessica, I have foniasophobia and don't even bother looking it up."

Foniasophobia by Neverseen2prettybffs1gottaugly December 6, 2020

fonies 

a clown 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

An Opp

Clip out round the homies

clip in round the fonies 🤡

fonies by rvs16 June 14, 2019

fonish 

fuck a girlup the ass!

Last night we fonished for an hour

fonish by L.T.k August 23, 2003

Feniks

The Romanization or a weird way of spelling Phoenix.

How do you say that word?
Oh, you say it Like Feniks.

Feniks by Oxpalm December 9, 2021