FOMD 

Fuck off my dick

Roommate- bruh I asked you three times can you do the dishes

Roommate2 -man FOMD

FOMD by CIPBASOB July 5, 2022

FOMD 

FOMD is the acronym for Fell Off My Dinosaur

The action of FOMD-ing is when one lols so hard they fall off their dinosaur

Person 1: FOMD!!
Person 2: I know I totally just fell off too!

FOMD by xGBIter February 10, 2013

FOMD 

fart on my dick

baby girl pls fart on my dick

FOMD

FOMD by jalapeñopopper12 April 27, 2023

fomd 

Fuck out my dm

"Can a brother borrow $5?"
"fomd"

fomd by springie summers January 9, 2025

Fomdl 

Fearless Old Man Drug Lord

Dat nigga a fomdl.

"Why is your boyfriend look so old?"

""Because he's fomdl""

Fomdl by Fomdl78 October 10, 2018

FOMDIDTUWOFG 

What you say when someone accuses you of taking ur wifi down.

“ FOMDIDTUWOFG “ stands for “fuck off my dick I didn’t turn ur fucking wifi off fucking god”

FOMDIDTUWOFG by hubsta August 14, 2022

FOMDJ

fuck on my dj

she wanna FOMDJ

FOMDJ by freakdih March 28, 2025