A town east of Sacramento, it is a horrible town filled with fake ass bitches and skinny white "drug dealers" who just sell juul pods to freshmans. A nice town but infested with conservative dickheads who barely graduated highschool. Only good thing about Folsom is that its filled with milfs juiced up from botox.
"Hey man, where do you live?"
"I live in Folsom."
"Oh shit, that town fucking sucks."
"Yeah, it's not the best town."
"I live in Folsom."
"Oh shit, that town fucking sucks."
"Yeah, it's not the best town."
by eclipse77 August 31, 2020
A suburb of Sacramento, CA. It is popularly known for Folsom Lake and Folsom Prison. People there are very friendly, and the city has gotten much more diverse over the last few years. The city is politically moderate, with about the same amount of Democrats and Republicans. The school district is top-notch, with Folsom High School being one of the best in the region. Homes here are expensive, but it’s worth it, since the quality of life is so high.
by S283926619373 October 25, 2020
1. A much-maligned burb of Sacramento. It is the locale of the Folsom State Prison, which, contrary to a daffynition written by a prospective inmate from Hellay, is not named Pelican Bay.
2. A location in New Mexico near which the Folsom Man and Folsom Point were discovered. The man lived during an ice age, and the point is considered to be the most advanced stone age spear point ever discovered.
3. A community in Louisiana from which a serial arsonist waged a campaign of at least 70 arsons.
2. A location in New Mexico near which the Folsom Man and Folsom Point were discovered. The man lived during an ice age, and the point is considered to be the most advanced stone age spear point ever discovered.
3. A community in Louisiana from which a serial arsonist waged a campaign of at least 70 arsons.
1. I'm not sure why peeps whine so much about Folsom, when Sacratormento is so close. Is it because their Daddies are in the slammer, or is it because their Daddies work at the slammer and come home every night and take out their frustrations on them?
2. When archaeologists found a Folsom Point embedded in the bone of a woolly mammoth, they were finally able to prove that man lived during the ice age.
3. It's not like Louisiana had enough problems after Katrina, is it? They had to have a serial arsonist too.
2. When archaeologists found a Folsom Point embedded in the bone of a woolly mammoth, they were finally able to prove that man lived during the ice age.
3. It's not like Louisiana had enough problems after Katrina, is it? They had to have a serial arsonist too.
by Downstrike November 10, 2005
Possibly the most stereotypical embodiment of the American dream: "Bigger is better, and A-rabs are terrorists!"
Materialism runs amok, as do the vassals who are sold into service by their passive parents. Racial discrimination is also on the minds of more than a few of the citizens, as is sexism. Indeed, some have been told that boys don't like intelligent girls by their parents.
It seems the dreary dull of Folsom should be abolished, for, like the economy, it has long lost its luster.
Materialism runs amok, as do the vassals who are sold into service by their passive parents. Racial discrimination is also on the minds of more than a few of the citizens, as is sexism. Indeed, some have been told that boys don't like intelligent girls by their parents.
It seems the dreary dull of Folsom should be abolished, for, like the economy, it has long lost its luster.
Living in Folsom can be compared to being bludgeoned repeatedly with a blunt blade: you cannot die, and you cannot live.
by Folsomite#3153235 July 11, 2008
by childzies March 9, 2005
The lamest fucking town you will ever live in. It’s always been the same shit hole it’s always been.
- lame
- boring
- trashy
And full of wannabe gangs and definitely full of white trash and rich douche bags
- lame
- boring
- trashy
And full of wannabe gangs and definitely full of white trash and rich douche bags
by Big_gay_thot_69 October 15, 2018