Gangsta's Paradox

The theory that if you give a gangsta a three cornered hat, he will spend an infinite amount of time trying to find a good way to turn it sideways. This is the best way to create a perpetual motion machine.

50 Cent: "Damn, yo, I can't turn this three cornered hat sideways!"

Coolio: "You livin in a Gangsta's Paradox!"

Gangsta's Paradox by ncsmith October 28, 2009

Gangsta's paradise 

A town which gang activity or other criminal activity is common and glorified by the locals.

Writer-"dam foo I hate how I get checked everytime I write my name up on these walls"
Tagger-"that's just how it is in this gangsta's paradise because everybody wants to hang"

Gangsta's paradise by Golf swag March 18, 2019

Gangsta's Paradise 

A cool song made by a cool guy appropriately named Coolio.

Gangsta's Paradise is a cool song

Gangsta's Paradise by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

Gangsta's paradise 

1. A gangster who is living the paradise in da hood\
2. song by Coolio feat. L.V

This young nigga be livin the Gangsta's paradise

Gangsta's paradise by yn paradise February 16, 2025

yo that’s gangsta 

that’s dope; cool; ITS GANGSTA
“ yo that’s gangsta “ can be used when something sounds cool

“wanna get in my candy van?”
“yo that’s gangsta”

yo that’s gangsta by so not epic January 19, 2019

That's gangsta CJ 

The response given to someone who says or does something stupid or something you don't care about without making them feel as bad or stupid as you know they should. Made popular by GTA San Andreas

Example 1
Guy 1: hey man what you up to? Wanna get some beers?
Guy 2: naw dude, gunna stay in and watch some scary movies.
Guy 1: .... really?! That's gangsta CJ
Guy 2: what?
Example 2
Guy 1: *dancing wildly and smashes bouncer in the face
Guy 2: Oh shit! That's gangsta CJ!!

That's gangsta CJ by Captain Shytcaulk December 30, 2011

Gangsta Syndrome 

When someone is a real gangsta and/or gangsta wannabe. Side affects of gansta syndrome include walking significantly slower, grabbing crotch when walking significantly slower, one talking like one is drunk, wearing sweats/jeans down to one's ankles so one's ass is hanging out and on display, carrying a gun, holding the gun on its side when gun is in use, wearing a paper towel in one's pocket for no apparent reason, wearing bandanas on one's head, etc

friend:What happened to Marcus?
friend2: Hes contracted gangsta syndrome and now he looks like a dumbass.

Gangsta Syndrome by kay7384 April 17, 2008