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Acronym for "Fool of a Took"

Easier to use and, to some extent, less damaging to your reputation.

If anyone asks you can just say it is a cross between a ferret and a stoat.
Robert: Ok I actually just thought that carrot was a ginger cat.
David: ...You absolute foat.
Foat by Davey P February 25, 2007
Related Words
foat foath foatu Foaty Foat Meel Foataé foated Foater foatey Foatfe
Acronym standing for Funniest Of All Time.
Typically used as a response to someone saying something funny or as a reaction to a funny situation.
Person one: Yo look at brad he looks goofy today
Person two: haha that’s the FOAT.
Person one: On god
FOAT by 459worm February 12, 2021
Stands for "Fool Of A Took". Adapted from the wizard Gandalf. Is used to describe someone who is a prick.
omg, you're such a foat!!!
foat by -:Phoenix:- November 29, 2005
"Freak of All Time"

That one girl or guy that does the freakiest things and is the most desperate for attention.
Plays off the word GOAT
Bro that girl is the FOAT, she messing around with all the boys.
FOAT by georgieandmaxine May 23, 2019
An adjective describing a rather foul smelling fart. Or Fresh Off A Terd.
Dude, that was a foat! Go take a dump before you shit yourself.
foat by smoke660 February 3, 2012
fattest of all times
You’re the FOAT!!!!
FOAT by twix4ever November 4, 2023