Filipino Footlong 

A Filipino Footlong is a Asain/Filipino mans penis that is 1 foot/12 inches long.

Person 1- Did you hear Andrew has a Filipino Footlong?

Person 2- Makes sense, he’s Filipino.

Filipino Footlong by Adam Standley January 28, 2019

Philadelphia Footlong 

A sex act in which a man’s penis is squeezed between a pair of breasts tightly until blood is cut off from the boner, giving it a necrotic gray hue

She gave me the Philadelphia Footlong, bro. No going back from that.

Philadelphia Footlong by Phillyfootlong September 2, 2022

Footloose 

Free to do as one pleases ; no attachments

Joey has always been a footloose person, always moving on and doing whatever he wants.

Footloose by xfalloutofgracex December 26, 2005

Footlicker 

A person with a big ass foot feddish and cant stop licking feet, sucking toes, staring at feet and constantly rubbing them

Jerry and Bob are footlickers

Footlicker by Frautschy March 16, 2019

Five dollar footlong 

subway's limited offer of a five dollar footlong!

im going to subway to get a five dollar footlong

Five dollar footlong by Josh Simpson of Illinois April 17, 2008

FMOML 

Internet acronym for "Funniest Moment Of My Life." It is generally used as a mockery of the acronyms ROFL, LMAO, etc. People don't literally roll on the floor laughing or laugh their a**es off.

FMOML is a sarcastic over-exaggeration of moments that are seen as "funny," but actually aren't.

<nerd>I had the coolest dream last night that I won the lottery! LMAO!
<jock>Really?
<nerd>Yeah! Isn't that so funny!?
<jock>... Oh, yeah. Totally FMOML.

FMOML by Vergil Art December 17, 2009

FMTL 

An acronym for "Fuck My Thug Life"
A modified form of FML, or "Fuck My Life"

Aw shit man, I gotta drug test tomorrow. FMTL

FMTL by Cutmasta Roland January 18, 2010