flurm

The bewildering mixture of astonishment and disappointment upon discovering that the target of your interest is essentially dating a younger version of you.
Flurm is no fun, but it's better than trichinosis.
by worrydream March 17, 2010
mugGet the flurmmug.

flurm

To get down, be lazy, party, have fun. A put down as in screw you
That guy is flurming! What in the flurm does that mean? Flurm you! Flurm off!
by bradley trousdale May 30, 2005
mugGet the flurmmug.

flurm

A person who likes to take things personal or assumes everything said by you is for them.
I dont like talking to Adrian, he's such a flurm
by LK-47 May 10, 2018
mugGet the flurmmug.

flurming

cum sprayed up the nose, which is then "snot-rocketed" into the anus, and then anally shot onto a Jeremy's of closest Proximity's face.or mikeys
I was flurming his ass so hard last night my transgendered friend blew a nut on my porcelain figureins.
by fire fuck April 22, 2014
mugGet the flurmingmug.