Flurge 

1. The urge to be flaccid. Said in reference to a woman who is so unattractive as to cause flaccidity in the male penis (rather than an erection over an attractive woman).

2. A woman who is so unattractive as to cause the 'urge' to become 'flaccid' in heterosexual males.

Dude, did you see that Hillary? She's such a flurge!

"And don't refer to me as a flurge. I Googled what it stands for and I do not like it."

Flurge by Stark Raven Mad October 28, 2008

Flurge 

An aging female you do not want to have sex with.

Hillary Clinton is a flurge with cankles

Flurge by syrynxx September 14, 2008

flurge 

A horribly ugly woman. They usually have cankles and can be described as a "harpy" "shrew" and/or "boner shrinker".

That woman is a flurge.

PS: i wish you could make more than one definition per name.

flurge by this is getting old January 15, 2009

Flurge 

A deflating, buzz-killing, emasculating woman

We were having an awesome time until she got home and flurged all over fantasy draft

Flurge by Forgottenman June 4, 2011

flurge 

Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton is a fat and ugly flurge.

flurge by Ssssshhhhooooaaaawwwwttttyyyy January 13, 2009

Flurge 

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton is a total Flurge

Flurge by sirmoola October 28, 2008

Flurge 

The state of a man's penis when it is not erect.

"The cold water in the pool sure gave me a flurge"

"Aww dude, that ugly chick turned my wood into a Flurge"

Flurge by Argh!! January 20, 2009