1. The urge to be flaccid. Said in reference to a woman who is so unattractive as to cause flaccidity in the male penis (rather than an erection over an attractive woman).

2. A woman who is so unattractive as to cause the 'urge' to become 'flaccid' in heterosexual males.

Dude, did you see that Hillary? She's such a flurge!

"And don't refer to me as a flurge. I Googled what it stands for and I do not like it."
by Stark Raven Mad September 15, 2008
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An aging female you do not want to have sex with.
by syrynxx September 14, 2008
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A deflating, buzz-killing, emasculating woman
We were having an awesome time until she got home and flurged all over fantasy draft
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The state of a man's penis when it is not erect.
"The cold water in the pool sure gave me a flurge"

"Aww dude, that ugly chick turned my wood into a Flurge"
by Argh!! October 9, 2008
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A cross between a flush and a purge.
Flush - either a wealthy person or a Funny-Looking Unbearable Selfish Hypocrite.
Purge - the emptying of one's bowels or one's stomach.
1: Hillary Clinton is a flurge.
2: Which kind?
3: All of them.
by imdamasta September 15, 2008
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