by Austin Pealy November 10, 2007
The behaviors that follow after someone masturbates and wishes for nobody to know about it. Behaviors include fluffing pillows, spraying air freshener and taking the TV off mute.
Karen: Hi, how are you?
Lorraine: Fine, just finished a pile of laundry.
Karen: Good, good. I just got pack from the dentist. I'm running a bath. I might as well get one now. I won't be able to go in the lounge 'til Jamie's finished fluffing the pillows.
Lorraine: Fine, just finished a pile of laundry.
Karen: Good, good. I just got pack from the dentist. I'm running a bath. I might as well get one now. I won't be able to go in the lounge 'til Jamie's finished fluffing the pillows.
by 19CharacterUsername June 23, 2009
by kinder king January 6, 2010
Yet another creative term for mastrubation. Interchangeable with spanking the monkey, beating off, shooting knuckle babies, etc.
by AntimatterKING August 10, 2009
by Habakkuk February 28, 2015
!) the art of tapping or stroking a man or womans bottom in a gentle maner
2) removal of fluff from a man/woman/animals bottom
2) removal of fluff from a man/woman/animals bottom
1) last night i bum-fluffed my pet,it was disgusting but needed to be done!
2) my wife likes me bum-fluffing her,i sometimes like to catch her off guard by gently touching her bum when she least expects it
2) my wife likes me bum-fluffing her,i sometimes like to catch her off guard by gently touching her bum when she least expects it
by doilookbothered July 23, 2009
by Douglas's whitehouse May 12, 2022