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fatty fatty four by four 

A rhyme about someone who is 4ft tall and 4ft wide who is such a fatty they'll even eat their own shit.
Fatty fatty four by four,
Couldn't fit through the bathroom door.
So they shit on the floor,
Licked it up and said, "Can I have some more?"

fatty fatty two by four 

Fatty Fatty two by four, is a rhyme that you may use to insult someone or share with your friends in a group circle.
Fatty Fatty two by four fatty couldn't get through the bathroom door, so he shit on the floor, wiped it up and did some more.

Fatty Fatty Two by Four 

A particularly fat, disgusting person in reference to the schoolyard rhyme of the same name:
Fatty Fatty Two by Four
Can't get through the bathroom door
So he did it on the floor
Licked it up and asked for more
Did you see that fatty fatty two by four at KFC ordering a whole family bucket of chicken for himself?

flourfatty 

The act of rolling an overweight woman in flour so you can find the wet spot thereby locating a hole to have sex.
While watching a guy leave the bar with a very large woman a chick turned to her friend and exclaimed, " Oh wow, that dudes going to have to flourfatty, LOL "
flourfatty by jpg3 July 20, 2010

farty four 

What people in the St. Louis area typically call highway fourty four. If you are in St. Louis, and you ask for directions, and it involves highway fourty four, chances are someone will say it this way.
How do you get to Six Flags?
"Take highway 270 to highway farty four and go west until you see it. Can't miss it"
farty four by Shaun Speers May 9, 2005

four finger fattie 

a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet
That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.
four finger fattie by Jake March 17, 2004