One who spends all waking moments on the weekend either drunk, high, or stoned. Will often be seen in bars, always carries a baggie, and constitutes a public nuisance.
see jetsam
see jetsam
by cervixexpress March 16, 2005
Flotsam is a term used by year-round residents of Cape Cod MA to describe people who come up to the Cape only for the summer. It is said that on the Cape that "For every piece of real flotsam here we have 100 summer flotsams to equal that." It's a typical Natives vs. Anything-but-Natives arguement.
by Sid Barrett August 19, 2007
an inability to have a erection for more than a period of 5 days,and without treatment a certain form of dick crust will appear
Dude, I think my dick has flotsam i haven't had an erection for like a week!
Dude i heard that guy has flotsam on his dick you can tell he hasn't got laid in a while
Dude i heard that guy has flotsam on his dick you can tell he hasn't got laid in a while
by Kc.Mike.Marshall February 18, 2008
"My mom found out that I had been having sex because she could see my flotsam bulge through my pants."
by Cory Massaro September 11, 2007
1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.
I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet.
I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.
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I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.
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by core memory dump December 14, 2012
A hippie that has no real opinion. They only copy other hippies' opinions. They cannot defend their points and just act superior as a defense.
95% of all hippies are Flotsam Hippies.
Derived from the maritime term Flotsam, which means the trash thrown out of a boat that just floats in the water and goes where waves take it.
95% of all hippies are Flotsam Hippies.
Derived from the maritime term Flotsam, which means the trash thrown out of a boat that just floats in the water and goes where waves take it.
by Flerpyderpypie August 27, 2016