Definitions by cervixexpress

flotsam

One who spends all waking moments on the weekend either drunk, high, or stoned. Will often be seen in bars, always carries a baggie, and constitutes a public nuisance.

see jetsam

It's no wonder he slept with that 60 year old woman on Firday: he was in complete flotsam mode.

flotsam by cervixexpress March 16, 2005

jetsam 

1. One who steals pharmaceuticals earmarked for his/her significant other.

2. One who consistently drops baggies in toilets and sinks depite frequent requests from friends to "be careful".

No wonder they hid the coke from him he's a jetsam through and through.

jetsam by cervixexpress March 16, 2005

jetsam 

1. One who steals pharmaceuticals earmarked for his/her significant other.

2. One who consistently drops baggies in toilets despite frequent requests from friends to "be careful".

No wonder they hid the coke from David - he can't escape his jetsam past.

jetsam by cervixexpress March 16, 2005