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flosstitute 

One who advocates Free, Libre and Open Source Software but uses nonfree or closed-source software.
That hypocrite pretends to be a free software zealot, but he runs Windows for the computer games. What a flosstitute!
flosstitute by gnominous January 20, 2006
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Flossie
Flossie by Honeysb October 18, 2019

flossie mae

A black woman whose compliance to any authority figure connotes "slave"-like behavior
"Shaniqua such a flossie mae yestahday, only takin' two welfare checks from that cracker 'stead a three"-Sparkle, Shaniqua's baby's daddy
flossie mae by C-Tan November 5, 2005
An innocent name referencing a vagina, often used when speaking with children about hygiene.
Little Eva, don't forget to wipe your flossie when you pee.
Flossie by Meg710 December 6, 2009
blonde girl that uses phrases such as

1. you are my mummeh
2. you are my sugar daddeh even though you are a womanthing!
3. GANGBANG
4. don't you just want to put it in a box and rape it
5. Steve he ish a marshmallow!
6. ORGY!
7. up the arse or what?

Also really loves heavy metal music
"I watched queen of the damned with a Flossie last night! She was so random and thinks KoRn are great!"

"Flossie said gangbang and that is what we did."

"Flossie says steve he is a marshmallow!"

"Flossie takes it up the arse."

"Flossie's mummeh is Batman!"
flossie by batmum July 27, 2006

flosster 

that dentist gets money from the floss company so he told me to be a flosster
flosster by the other big j February 3, 2004