Flossed Out 

Too look cool, tight, flashy, etc.

Originally coined by The B.G.

"I stay flossed out all through the week, my money long, oh you don't know i'm the B.G."

- B.G - Bling Bling

Flossed Out by Altai January 18, 2010

Flossed 

when someone epically fails at something and sucks at life.

Simon/Isaac: oh shit....

Kurd: you just flossed the shit outta that!

Flossed by Deekdel July 25, 2016

flasses 

Glasses that do not contain prescribed lenses, usually found on the shelves of your local Dollar General. worn by women who want to look sophisticated or cop out of putting on make-up/doing hair.

"check her out, she is totally sporting flasses"
"those can't be real, they are deffin. flasses!"

flasses by Pyrotastic January 1, 2008

flosser 

Someone that says they are going somewhere, and don't show.

Blaine: "Hey gurl, wud up?! You coming to my place to chill?"
Stephanie: "Yeah, babe, be there in 10 minutes!"
~The next day~
Blaine: "Steph, what happened, you never came over!! You're a flosser!"
Stephanie: "I didn't floss!! I went to your' window and knocked, but you weren't in your' room, sorry, honey. We can chill tonight. Late."

flosser by Buca's Lover May 6, 2006

get your teeth flossed 

When one goes down on a female with very thick bush. Occasionally leads to hair stuck in between teeth if done sloppily.

Bryan: Since you weren't able to go to the Dentist today, maybe you should holler at the wife to get your teeth flossed.

get your teeth flossed by BIGSNACK May 24, 2012

Lowell Flosser 

Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.

Thank god LaQuita was around. I drank a case of Natural Ice last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old Lowell Flosser.

Lowell Flosser by Mike Sig December 9, 2008

pickle flosser

a person who cuts pickles in half with dental floss to more easily facilitate consumption of said pickle.

I have a tiny mouth but I love eating big pickles so i have become a pickle flosser.

pickle flosser by hi I am a pickle slapper April 26, 2010