floppy

1. a stupid disky thing
2. something that is not stiff (heehee)
3. your penis

1. man: this disk won't go in!
woman: It doesn't go there jackass

2. my balls are too floppy. Viagra, please!

3. eeeeeewwwwwww, what's with your penis??

by wakalakalover45 April 10, 2005

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flog the floppies

To smack the shit out of a girl's titties as she is climaxing. Rough tit play.

Friend 1: Man, your girl seems kind of freaky. She's all over me. She says it's okay with you if I fuck her!?

Friend 2: Yeah, dude. Go for it...I just can't keep up with the slut. Just remember to flog the floppies when she cums.

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

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smash with a floppy

To have sex with a girl after you've already busted a nut so your dick is soft

Guy 1: Yo I heard you fucked Jenny for a straight half a hour last night, that's dope!
Guy 2: Well kinda, I came like 3 minutes in and had to smash with a floppy for the rest.
Guy 1: Savage bro, way to play it like a champ

by tybjack December 15, 2016

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Floppy Jordan

The act of receiving a handjob with a flaccid penis

Q: What happened with Adam last night?
A: I took too much much MDMA, so he had to give me a Floppy Jordan...

"Dude, Rowena gave me a Floppy Jordan last night, it was the worst. The only thing stiff in that room was her. "

Q: What's a Floppy Jordan?
A: Ohhh, y'know.

by Sadke June 17, 2013

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Floppy Glock

Floppy Glock is a term used to describe how fast a school shooters gun is moving. The shooter is moving so fast and popping so many caps in asses that the gun looks rubbery and is moving frantically as fellow student are being capped

Nick shot the school up on Monday and he was popping shots so fast he had a floppy Glock

by BenSpankin May 16, 2017

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