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floorcake 

Cake or a cupcake that has been on the floor for some time. Someone must really have the sweets bad to pick it up and start eating it - but they do !
"Jeremy, your place is a mess. Wait, is that floorcake ! First dibs !"
"Look, Delancey. They're serving floorcakes." (as spoken by Portia in, "Barbie Princess Charm School.")
floorcake by dw8177 January 22, 2017
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kickdown some floorspace 

phrase used by wooks and dirt surfersasking to sleep for free on your hotel room floor. Be warned! this type of dirt surfer is VERY hard to get rid of! They have no money any will beg you to "kickdown floorspace" until you give them a final answer.
"This dude "freebird" asked us if he can kickdown some floorspace before our flight to Phish in Vegas was even off the ground!"

floorcake 

Cake that has been on the floor, but its ok, because its cake.
"Omg somebody left me some floor cake! #FLOORCAKE FTW!
floorcake by tgriley April 14, 2014

floorsafe 

A safe in the floor.
Time to open my floorsafe to hide my money.
floorsafe by Hsoj the meany May 18, 2021

flowsnake 

Bro, It's just "snowflake" but the f and the s are flipped. What else could it be you fucking dumbass? Whoever uses this word either wants to annoy you till you're dead or they're just fucking retarded. This word can also be used by a dumbass 14 year old named Julian Cole Shupe who just wants to annoy his friends.
Him: Guess the word, flowsnake.
Me: what is flowsnake?
Him: It's snowflake but the f and s are switched.
Me: You are a fucking dumbass.
flowsnake by Killmonster2000 May 2, 2022

flowsnake 

Dude, it's just "snowflake" but the s and f are switched. What else could be be, you dumbass. It is also a word dumbasses use when they try to be funny but actually, they are just fucking retards with ADHD. Can also be used by a fucking dumbass 14 year old at Greater Johnstown High School. They just try to be funny but people say "I didn't ask" whenever he uses this word. Yeah, Julian. I know you're reading this. Get fucked.
Him: Look, there is a flowsnake.
Me: What?
Him: Flowsnake. It's snowflake but the f and s are switched

floorsnakes rolling 

floorsnakes rolling = roflsnakes

a bit more educated approach to saying 'roflsnakes', mocking the roflsnakes abit and still expressing the same connotation of laughter.
- check out this pic 'linky'
- oh floorsnakes rolling! :D