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1.
The foulest of all farts not involving shit stains in your pants, an underwater fart.
Darcie busted a mean flooper in the pool that capsized my toy sail boat.
by Cong Kong August 06, 2007
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2.
The sometimes large flap of skin that hangs from one's neck. Can be stretched for maximum flooperage.
"Yo, did you see that guy's flooper?"
"Heck yes i did, it was huge."
by Karl Nero May 25, 2005
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3.
A dog having ears which flop over themselves. To flop these ears back and forth is called "flooping". A single flop is a "floop". Thus, if a dog has ears which may be flooped, it is a flooper.
Awww, your Chow-Chow is adorable! Such a cute little flooper! May I floop him?
by HyTronix May 10, 2010
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4.
An attempt at any kind of cooking that goes horribly wrong
For instance, you have committed a flooper when you frost the cake before it is cool and the top layer slides off the bottom layer and lands on the counter; or when you accidentally use salt in place of sugar in a recipe; or when you horribly, grotesquely burn the roast.
by SetterMama January 14, 2012
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5.
One (most commonly a girl) whom bends her back and licks the anal sphincter to allocate an easy insertion of the penis.
"I was doing this girl in the butt, when it got dry, she flooped herself and I pounded it the rest of the night."

"I hope this prostitute is a flooper, because I forgot my anal lube!"

"Iv'e been known to hit it with some nasty-ass floopers in my day."
by B-nasty son February 17, 2008
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6.
Someone who neglects, either through intent or forgetfulness, to flush the toilet after pooping.
Eeeuuww! Who's the flooper?
by Don Farrar July 24, 2006
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7.
n. Someone who uses the music production software program created by Image-Line Software and is really good at it.
Yo Cuzo, that dude 9th Wonder is an ill FLooper.
by Rod The Bod March 23, 2006
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