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floorcest 

Sexual activity with those on your residence floor in a college dorm. Often leads to an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend living on your floor that you may or may not run into when you want to least (ie. drunk at 3am sick on the way to the bathroom)
Those two love floorcest, these walls are paper thin you know.
floorcest by merfoman February 6, 2006

Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy 

A flat-footed prostitute with venereal disease. "Floogie" was a substitute for "floozie" so the song, - written by Slim Gaillard - could be played on the radio. Floy-doy. Floy-doy. Floy-doy.
Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy, Louis Armstrong and the Mills Brothers, youtube.com/watch?v=yLwGna15NcI

floorcest 

Sexual relations between two people who live on the same floor. Typically used in the context of college dorms. Generally frowned upon.
Jim and Mary have been engaging in floorcest!
floorcest by BKred January 5, 2004

fooliest 

Ex.1]:
miranda: u r a fool
brittany: u r a more of a fool
conor: miranda, u b the fooliest

Ex. 2]:
Hey bob!
im not talking to u fred, u r a fool
FINE bob, but chu will always b the fooliest!!
haga dis!


floogie bird 

A floogie bird is an avian that flies in ever-decreasing concentric circles, at which point, it disappears up its own asshole. At said point in time, the floogie bird can start slinging shit at its adversaries.
Watch out! The floogie bird's coming! Get out of the way or get splattered.

floobies 

Used to describe breasts that are saggy, and floppy.
Man, your grandma's got some wicked floobies.

She'd be hot if it weren't for those floobies.
floobies by Bob Johnson April 6, 2004