(noun): when a collective body of people has consumed too many skittles in too short an amount of time to properly digest them that it causes an inability to compute simple math equations for approximately 6.5 minutes.
John's afterschool study group ran long because his mom's skittle-basedsnack caused a flongren that delayed the starting of their math assignment by approximately 6.5 minutes.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.