I’m 30-34 years old, still wear wife beaters, dickies shorts, and skate shoes as an every day outfit. I maintain a constant neck stubble at all times, and have a small penis. I drive a wannabe monster truck (most likely a lifted, white Dodge Ram) with a tint that looks really cool. Make no mistake: I WILL beat you in a drag race to that next red light.
“Bitch I’m FloGrown. I willhit your car for the insurance check.”
Grown in the land of sunshine and thunderstorms. You may cross your yard to watch a rocket shooting through the sky and find your self staring into the eyeballs of a menacing gator.
This means you are Flo Grown. The water here is like no other. It tastes like the color green.
I was driving from Cocoa beach to Disney World and saw a license plate that said Flo Grown
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).