to spank the monkey, yank the snake, or choke the chicken
i walked in on little billy and there he was flogging his log.
by kitty February 19, 2004
Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed.
There was no chicks at the party so I went home to flog the log.
by Brad June 05, 2004