float

V. The act of simply placing the penis into the vagina with no actual thrusts involved. Often thought to be a substitute for actual intercourse.

Ephraim convinced his girlfriend to float for a little while ensuring her there would be no smite from God.

by diabloblanco May 4, 2005

float

when your with your girlfriend in the bathtub and you accidentally take a shit, then she bends down and eats it.

crap i just took a floater, you want to eat it?

by Jerry the wanking dolphin December 16, 2018

floating

The act of which a male puts his cock inside a woman's vagina and doesn't move or do any thrusts or movements

I was with this girl and all she wanted to do was have me floating in her pussy.

by blake chinn October 31, 2007

float

To feel the sensation of floating upon consuming an excess of alcohol.

He drank too much port and quickly began to float.

by mouseyone November 11, 2009

Floating

The act of rubbing ones genitals or vagina against another's genitals, taint or anus without until orgasm without physical penetration.

Not to be confused with "soaking" (no friction allowed) or "dry humping" (no clothing required to in the act of floating).

This is a non-discriminatory, multi-sexual term that is gender and sexual orientation neutral.

Anyone of age and consent can float!

"Hey, I know we're not having sex but are you down to float? I mean, I've never tried the floating thing but it could be fun?!"

by Pie Till I Die August 4, 2018

Floating

The act of keeping yourself or someone afloat financially.

I told my brother he needs to get a job. I am tired of floating him.

I can’t go out this weekend. I am barely floating until I get paid.

by Grizzly Tim June 19, 2020

Floating

Rather than actually engaging in back and fourth penetration, a Mormon male will leave his penis in a Mormon female's vagina and just let it float there for an extended period of time. This is a very popular ritual practiced by millions of happy Mormon couples everywhere. Usually during this extreme act of closeness, the male and the female will talk about mundane things and scriptures they have read about in their place of worship. Its great bonding experience and doesn't effect their chances of getting into Heaven. This is the act of floating. Also referred to as the Provo Float. Sometimes confused with a Provo Soak.

Jacob Smith: What did you do this weekend Jonas?
Jonas Smith: I was floating with my honey.
Jacob Smith: Niiiiiiice.

by MoreMonHistory July 10, 2014