Flo-rid-a-tard 

An acquired or genetic mental condition resulting from either being a child conceived by at least one parent who was the recipient of a Florida education or in the case where there is no genetic link present from one of the parents, simply a child that was educated in Florida.

I don't know if John is so stupid because one or both of his parents were educated in Florida or if it's because he moved to Florida as a child and was educated there, but he is absolutely a classic Flo-rid-a-tard.

Flo-rid-a-tard by poppilopo June 11, 2009

FloTard 

Fucking Loser Retard

NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...

ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't

For example....

1.Matt sharted at the party last night and didn't go home to change his pants...the flotard

2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?

See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world

FloTard by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

flotard 

n. having your underwear tag hang out of your trousers.

She has a sweet ass. Too bad about that flotard.

flotard by pjh September 10, 2003

FLOTARD 

An incontinent man posing as a woman, who stalks his prey online by shitting himself and then using that fecal matter on his keyboard

That Al is up to his usual tricks---stalking and smelling like shit....what a FLOTARD!

FLOTARD by YUPstillmissing November 8, 2019