flinstonization 

The process of rewriting history to fit within our current societal constructs.

Assuming that humans are naturally monogamous is merely a "flinstonization", reverse-justifying the truth one is looking to prove.

flinstonization by Dillon of Three-Ways to Harems November 21, 2017

Fred Flintstone 

When a guy with a huge dick pulls away while his girl is on her knees blowing him and he starts swinging his big prized cock across her head, just like a prehistoric caveman would whack his woman on her head with his caveman club.

I Fred Flintstoned my bitch on her head last night...yabba dabba doo.

After I pulled a Fred Flintstone on my chick, she saw stars all night long.

Lucky my girl got no bruises on her head after I Fred Flintstoned her or I be arrested for domestic violence. shit.

Fred Flintstone by king_muscat April 17, 2010

flintstone's gummies 

literally the best fucking gummies to ever fucking exist

bruh Flintstone's gummies smack

flintstone's gummies by thefuckingshit.com June 25, 2020

Mr. Flintstone 

One who makes your bed rock, i.e. they are amazing in bed

Girl: I hear you're great in bed
Guy: This is true, my room is the G-spot, call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bedrock.
Girl: Let's fuck....right now

Mr. Flintstone by theislamicbomb456 March 29, 2010

Flintstone feet

Large, thick, wide feet that look even bigger when a person is barefoot or wearing sandals. feet, foot, Flintstones, cartoon, bigfoot, sasquatch feet

Did you see that guy's Flintstone feet, he must have his shoes made.

Flintstone feet by joecoolthefool May 19, 2016

fuzzy fred flintstone 

When you are going down on a woman who hasn't had sex for a while. As a result, her v jay jay is filled with cobwebs, giving a fuzzy appearance. This fuzziness can cause your dick to be tickled often causing you to yell out "yabba-dabba-doo" like Fred Flintstone. First referenced in an obscure European film from the 1970's.

Tim- "Dude, how was that fuzzy fred flintstone last night?"

Bobby- "It felt like I was fucking a wookie."

fuzzy fred flintstone by pirate c dog May 7, 2010

flintstoning it

To use your feet to move your car when in neutral.

I was too drunk to drive my car so I ended up sticking my feet out of the door and flintstoning it home. You can't get a DUI if the keys aren't in the ignition.

flintstoning it by ketochlor November 6, 2007