Fred Flintstone

Going down on a woman while she is on her period; coming up Fred Flintstone faced.

His face was two-toned like Fred Flintstone after that unfortunate encounter.

by Gison April 13, 2010

I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK

THIS MEANS THAT SOMEONE IS REQUESTING TO BE LAID BY SOMEONE ELSE.

GIRL: "SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT"

BOY: "I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK"

by Hullo, have a goode one January 28, 2010

Flintstone Carwash

When you lose control of your vehicle and crash into heavy bushes, thickets, forests, brush. Crashing into and through any heavy vegetation which might appear for a moment through the windshield to be similar to an organic form of the mechanical equipment that bushes cars at a car wash.

He was racing another car outside of town, lost control and flintstone carwash.

by b4ctom1 August 26, 2023

Flintstone

A term used to describe a soccer ball that is over inflated, and furthermore the act of heading such a ball. Typically dreaded and quite painful on behalf of the recipient.

Friend 1: "That ball's mad hard!"
Friend 2: "Yep, its a flintstone."

by mf21 November 9, 2017

Miss Flintstone

a woman from the ancient world.

MIss Flintstone was the mother of bedrock.

by Coop Dupe May 2, 2018

flintstoning

The act of shoving your head up someones rectum whilst having sex.

Dian- Yea chad he just flipped me over and just started flintstoning me.
Susan- Oh my god are you okay that must've hurt you're poor ass.
Dian- You haven't lived till hes done that to you.

by analboy 99 November 12, 2017

flintstoning

Being in the middle of a task at work and just dropping it and leaving the minute your shift ends.

(In the first 10 seconds of the Flintstones intro, Fred is busy lifting a rock out of the quarry, but as soon as the whistle blows he's out of the quarry and into the car)

"Never give him a task that takes more than 15 minutes at 4:45, because he'll be flintstoning on out of here at 5:00."

by Kayurastar January 27, 2017