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People who, after washing their hands at your sink(s)...fling them and make a really nasty mess all over sink and counters!!!
He came in, petted the dogs, went to the kitchen sink to wash his hands and made a real mess. He is a flinger.
Flinger by docsdeb May 1, 2015
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A handjob. based on the flinging motion the person giving the "flinger" makes to get ejaculate off her/his hand. Alternatively, the flinging can take place when the giver of the handjob continues during ejaculation, causing it to be flung all over.
"That chick gives a great flinger!"
flinger by grouchypete February 9, 2009
The flinger is a sexual act in which right before ejaculation during sex, the man will put the tip of the penis at the edge of the vagina and at the point of cumming you fling the penis out and cum all over the chick, preferably aiming towards the tits would be my suggestion.
"Flinger attack, I CHOSE YOU!" or "watch this flinger bitch"
Flinger by Rick_aka_lrc3 March 3, 2010
The little skin tag that grows underneath your armpit
I flicked his flinger
flinger by Rod Lantz November 26, 2003
a cell phone charm that can be put on anything. most of the time they are used by asians
"i love your hello kitty cellphone flinger"

"where did you get that jade flinger?"
flinger by erin murphy December 9, 2008
Someone who flings.
That guy has so many flings. Flinging himself around town. He's a major flinger.
Flinger by Swiftyoldboy January 24, 2023

Ass-Faced Shit Flinger 

Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.
I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger
Ass-Faced Shit Flinger by SovietRyan November 14, 2014
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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