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flytailit by alwayssunny100 September 14, 2011
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Jason: you alright Robbie.
Robbie: No. do you remember that guy we mugged last week.
Jason: yeah.
Robbie: well I woke up and saw him having a Flectarn on my car.
Robbie: No. do you remember that guy we mugged last week.
Jason: yeah.
Robbie: well I woke up and saw him having a Flectarn on my car.
flectarn by That_Random_Guy0 April 7, 2017
FleetAd
Once a primal god, this being decended to the earth and immediately shed light upon his existance. Beings in His path, however paid no attention as they watched for their false god to perform new tricks and magics. Bemused of their attitude, the decended god cursed them all, which later ended their lives in a five-day-stretch of indifference.
FleetAd can now be found in a solitude corner of the world, often stretching his limbs out to touch others who may grasp His existance for that of good. Those who have been touched by FleetAd are often left with a dizzy sense of both pleasure and confusion - this is often considered to be awe-struck.
To keep those under Him in line, He will often call out in a resounding roar, reflecting underlings unworthy of his eyes.
A time ago, there was a raging battle between Him and an underling. (See: Calvinbah) The decended God flung a simple potato at the underling, taking it directly to the mouth and suffered a minor concussion. Sadly, this has rendered the underling a feeling of superiority. The damage done to it's brain was significant, but not life-threatening. FleetAd was humble enough to settle upon the continued existance of Calvinbah and now keeps him as a Jester.
FleetAd can now be found in a solitude corner of the world, often stretching his limbs out to touch others who may grasp His existance for that of good. Those who have been touched by FleetAd are often left with a dizzy sense of both pleasure and confusion - this is often considered to be awe-struck.
To keep those under Him in line, He will often call out in a resounding roar, reflecting underlings unworthy of his eyes.
A time ago, there was a raging battle between Him and an underling. (See: Calvinbah) The decended God flung a simple potato at the underling, taking it directly to the mouth and suffered a minor concussion. Sadly, this has rendered the underling a feeling of superiority. The damage done to it's brain was significant, but not life-threatening. FleetAd was humble enough to settle upon the continued existance of Calvinbah and now keeps him as a Jester.
FleetAd by Dichromaru March 10, 2008
Flextard
That person at the gym that spends 10 minutes lifting weights and 30 minutes admiring their flex poses in the mirrors.
Flextard by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018
Flextastic
When you hear this simple word, you know everything’s going to be alright. Your future, and everything you dream of is packaged with a rubberized seal. Through the wind and rain, you will prevail; for it is waterproof. I present to you, the Flex Seal Family of Products.
Phil Swift- I just sawed a boat in half and repaired it using only flex tape clear!
Anonymous- That’s fantastic! Good for you.
Phil Swift- I know. It’s flextastic!
Anonymous- That’s fantastic! Good for you.
Phil Swift- I know. It’s flextastic!
Flextastic by Ecksd June 4, 2020
flytastik
Fly to death, on top of you'r game, can't be touched, #1 in the ranks, or money out the backside (stax on deck)
flytastik by DeSean Simms A.k.A DJ A.k.A DJ DAS Duce A.k.A Mr. Flytastik November 28, 2006