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flergeflamming 

Teachers or authority figures going out of their way to talk effusively and positively with young children about homosexuality and transgenderism, usually without parents' knowledge or permission. Synonym of "grooming".
I don't care what you want to call it, call it flergeflamming for all I care, just stop normalizing sexual discussions with children.
flergeflamming by anonymous February 21, 2023
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The period In which you and a girl both are interested in each other but you wanna wait to date to see if she is wifely material. Usually during this time you are just trying to get to know her. The pinnacle of Fledging is when you talk to her and tell her you wanna get to know her more before you date.
"Dude, I am like really into this chick bro, but I'm fledging (Fledge) her. I do not want another Ex."

Zane: "I think Grace is cute but while I fledging (Fledge) her I saw some red flags"

McCade: "Dang I thought she was the one for you"
Fledge by McCade Mandrel July 2, 2022

Flergenfleuf 

the overuse/overexamination of a word to the point where it no longer seems like a word, or it becomes alien and strange.
1) "I just had a flergenfleuf with 'stupid'"

2) "after I read Heidegger's 'Being and Time' the word 'being' became flergenfleufed"
Flergenfleuf by The_Scorched June 25, 2009

Fleedgen 

When one captures their own gasses in their hand and releases them on someone else.
After fleedgening, John had to thoroughly wash his knuckles.
Fleedgen by WeemboDickFart October 19, 2010

fledgelord 

a big fat fucking cunt of douchebag with a neck beard or saggy nipples
After watching too much ghey phorn, Jeffery earned the title of fledgelord.

fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards 

When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.
Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!

Flergenhaus 

A German individual who is sexually appealing
Dude, see that girl over there? She’s a complete flergenhaus
Flergenhaus by Smonk September 1, 2019