A loud, overweight, obnoxious, hispanic woman who wears too much jewlery and revealing clothing, and thinks she is attractive while in reality is disgusting. Often throwing thenselves at guys at the bar and only hooking up with the drunkest or most desperate guys.
That flauta is at it again, her gut is hanging out from under her halter top and those cottage cheese thighs are making me sick.
by Matt E 813 May 14, 2007
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Flour tortilla tightly rolled around a filling (typically meat), then deep-fried. Means flute.

Similar to a taquito, which uses a corn tortilla.
Please pass the rolled and fried flour tortillas filled with beef. : Please pass the flautas.
by lavapie September 13, 2004
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A man's soft, floppy uncut penis.
When I brought home Manuel from the club and showed him my chocolate starfish nothing happened because of his soggy flauta.
by texas toehog July 28, 2008
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Boning a chick after putting flautas in the oven and setting the timer for 13 minutes. You finish just in time to enjoy your flautas.
It was Mexican food night and I was so hungry and so horny I gave my girl a 13 minute flauta, finished off by giving her a C.J. Browning and enjoyed my flautas.
by PuedesDucharlo April 9, 2010
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When the time goes by and you didn't do anything productive.
by Hans Payini April 23, 2009
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